Eisenhower State Park Texas
This park boasts the world’s least welcoming shower and an infestation of pill bugs. . .
Month: May 2011
Branson Missouri
You ever get drunk and wake up in Branson Missouri? Not me, but this really seems like the place to do just that…
Windsor Ruins – Mississippi
There’s few things creepier than a bunch of Greek columns standing all by their lonesome, crumbling, and being surrounded by lush vines.
Mystic Caves – Arkansas
Ever go to a tourist attraction so underwhelming you hope you get lost and die? This was almost that bad..
Arkansasā Largest Natural Bridge
Another roadside attraction appears and is explored.
New Orleans
A gorgeous haunted city rich in history and delight… and horses in diapers.
World’s Most Elusive Roadside Catfish – Alabama
How can someone as amused by puns as myself resist going to a Cracker Barrel in the Deep South?? Spoilers, I couldn’t. Also – giant metal farm animals.
Getting Out of Florida
Boiled Peanuts. I tried not to think about it too much before I popped one in my mouth…
Exploring the Florida Keys
I was super excited tomeet a celebrity in key West – Robert the haunted doll…
Air Boat Ride in the Everglades – Florida
I reach absolute zen meeting my reptilian children…